Aloha Theatre Announces Open Auditions for Nunsense September 21 - 23, 2026

Kainaliu, Hawaii — Aloha Theatre is pleased to announce open auditions for Nunsense, the beloved musical comedy about five nuns from the Little Sisters of Hoboken who find themselves in an unexpected predicament—and turn to the stage to solve it.

When the sisters discover that their cook has accidentally poisoned 52 of their fellow nuns, they must quickly put on a variety show to raise money for the burials. What follows is a delightfully chaotic evening filled with songs, dances, comedy, and plenty of nun-inspired antics.

Auditions are open to performers interested in joining this energetic and hilarious production. Auditioners must wear closed-toed, comfortable shoes and clothing they can move in. 

All auditions and callbacks will be held at Aloha Theatre.  Please arrive early and prepared to your best ability. 

Auditions will be held Monday, September 21st and Wednesday, September 23rd and are by online appointment only. Times will be segmented. Reserve a time by signing up at https://www.apachawaii.org/auditions.  If needed, callbacks will be held at a later date.

 

Production Information

Performances: November 20–December 6, 2026
Rehearsals: Monday–Thursday, 6:00–9:00 PM; Sundays, 12:00–4:00 PM
Location: Aloha Theatre

Parental or guardian permission is required for all performers under 18.

Aloha Theatre invites performers of all experience levels to come share their talents, have fun, and help bring this wonderfully irreverent comedy to life on stage.

For audition details and additional information, please visit https://www.apachawaii.org/auditions.

 

Feeling ready for your next audition? Come to our Audition Workshop on Saturday, September 19, from 10 AM–12 PM!
 

Prepare. Practice. Perform.
Come ready to learn, try something new, and break a leg!

Sign up online: https://thealohatheatre.ludus.com/200529049

 

 

ROLES AVAILABLE

 

Sister Mary Regina — Mother Superior

The head of the Little Sisters of Hoboken, Mary Regina is respected by the other nuns and determined to maintain order—but the chaos of the convent frequently gets the better of her. She is feisty, quick-witted, and outrageous, with a flair for the spotlight and a talent for physical comedy. Although she tries to project authority and strictness, her “bark is worse than her bite,” and her extroverted, mischievous side is never far beneath the surface. A strong comic actor with excellent timing is essential. May be played with an Irish accent.
Vocal: Mezzo/Alto belter; jazz/swing style
Dance: Musical theatre; light dance

 

Sister Mary Hubert — Mistress of Novices

In charge of training the convent’s novices, Mary Hubert is kind, maternal, and endlessly diplomatic—at least when circumstances allow. She considers herself more than qualified to be Mother Superior and is in constant, good-natured competition with Mary Regina. Beneath her dignified exterior is a woman who loves to let loose, and she needs only the slightest encouragement to kick up her heels. Warm, funny, and grounded, she serves as both a voice of reason and a willing participant in the convent’s antics.
Vocal: Mezzo/Alto belter; gospel style a plus
Dance: Musical theatre; tap

 

Sister Robert Anne

A former child delinquent turned streetwise nun, Robert Anne is tough, irreverent, and completely unafraid to challenge authority. A natural jokester and constant source of aggravation for Mother Superior, she has a rough-around-the-edges charm and a heart of gold. She connects easily with young people because she speaks their language and has little interest in convent decorum. Her lack of refinement is part of her appeal, and she brings a bold, energetic comic presence to the group. A strong Brooklyn accent is part of the character.
Vocal: Mezzo/Alto belter; show-belt and ballad style
Dance: Musical theatre; light dance/tap

 

Sister Mary Amnesia

Sweet, spacey, and gloriously unpredictable, Mary Amnesia has lost her memory and cannot remember anything about her past—except that she is a nun. After a crucifix fell on her head, she was left with a childlike innocence and an endearing inability to make sense of the world around her. Her innocent nature frequently leads to wonderfully inappropriate or unexpected behavior, making her one of the convent’s most delightfully eccentric characters. She also has a puppet alter ego, Sister Mary Annette. Puppetry or ventriloquism experience is a plus, but not required.
Vocal: High soprano/belter; Broadway, classical, and country styles
Dance: Musical theatre; light dance/tap

 

Sister Mary Leo

A former professional dancer and the convent’s newest novice, Mary Leo has entered religious life with one very specific dream: to become the first ballerina nun. Still adjusting to giving up her “civilian” life, she is enthusiastic, impressionable, and completely convinced of her own considerable talents as a ballerina. She eagerly takes every opportunity to demonstrate her dancing and is easily persuaded to join the other sisters in mischief. Beneath her youthful confidence is someone still figuring out where she belongs, giving the character both comic energy and heart.
Vocal: Soprano/mezzo
Dance: Ballet, pointe where possible, tap, and musical theatre 

 

WHAT TO PREPARE

How to prepare for your audition:
- Sign up for an audition time and fill out the online audition form.
- Take a look at the production calendar (posted online)  noting all conflicts prior to your audition.
- Take a look at the sides provided on the Aloha Theatre website’s Get Involved page. 

 

You MUST wear close-toed shoes to audition. 

 

For any questions, please email admin@alohatheatre.com